Quiz: Are you a Show-Off?
By Juna |
Photos by Ashdew |
1) While fighting some murlocs in Redridge you find enough gold to
buy yourself that extraoridnary dress you’ve had your eye on. One of your friends
barely manages to pay her repair and training bills.
You:
a) wait for her to notice your new dress on her own.
b) show it to her right away. After all, it’s not your fault she’s
constantly broke.
c) don’t understand the question. You don’t bother telling just your
friends. You’re telling everyone about your great bargain!
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2) Your guild is fortunate enough to have some brilliant tacticians
and your raid group has once more defeated evil in the dungeons of
Molton Core.
You:
a) go party with your guildies at the Pig & Whistle.
b) go party with your guildies at the Pig & Whistle. But first you
need to run through all capitals announcing your victory.
c) go party with your guildies at the Pig & Whistle. But first you
need to run to the goblins. You were foresighted enough to make a
moving-picture documentary (a.k.a. “movie”) of your victory and you
need their help in making it available to one and all. Then you run
through the capitals advertising this movie.
3) On one of her adventures one of your friends has stumbled upon
a nice looking belt. It is not that great but better than most of her gear. She
proudly presents it to you.
You:
a) congratulate her. She’s happy, why shouldn’t you be happy for her?
b) show her your belt.
c) are that friend.
4) One of your guildie’s equipment is comparable to yours. He/she
always wants to discuss the merits of both yours and his/her gear.
You:
a) gladly join in the discussion. What’s wrong with comparing yourself
with others.
b) change the topic to the items you plan on acquiring in the future.
c) just laugh. “Comparable” is just another way of saying “not quite as
good”.
5) When you go shopping you choose things that:
a) offer you an advantage / protection in battle.
b) fit.
c) draw attention to your fabulous cleavage and delicious behind.
6) Your level of maturity and your abilities as an adventurer show:
a) in your ability to form complete and coherent sentences. You use
this ability to the advantage of all by giving unsolicited advice and
by voicing your opinion on any subject.
b) Bcuz u cn r34d thi5 nd alwais 5p33k n c0d3. Itz k00l.
c) YOU DON’T KNOW WHY, BUT PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING YOU TO TONE IT
DOWN. I MEAN, C’MON, YOU HAVE SOME VALID THINGS TO SAY TOO!!!!!!
d) none of the above
| Scoring: |
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a |
b |
c |
d |
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1) |
1 |
2 |
3 |
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2) |
1 |
2 |
3 |
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3) |
1 |
3 |
-1 |
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4) |
2 |
1 |
3 |
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5) |
1 |
1 |
3 |
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6) |
3 |
3 |
3 |
-3 |
Your score:
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0-5
You don’t show off. But maybe you should quit hiding all your fabulous
qualities, both as a human and an adventurer. There’s nothing wrong
with coming out of the shadows. On the other hand, you can just go back
and lead a life of anonymity and seclusion if you feel like it. No-one
will notice anyway.
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6-12
You have no problem showing what you’ve got. But you won’t usually rub
somebody’s nose in it. You like yourself most of the time and are
confident enough to compare yourself with others. Go you!
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13-18
You have no problem showing what you’ve got. You also have no problem
making sure everyone knows you are one fabulous being. Make that “THE
fabulous being”. We get it, already. Kindly shut up.
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