Men on our Lust List: Chaco
![](images/Chit.jpg) By Chit |
Asking around about who is on your Lust List reveals that some surprising people will confess to a weakness for Chaco, the silver-tongued Corsair. "He can talk you to heaven," enthused one lady - and the toughest babe of my acquaintance showed an alarming tendency to drift into a smiling reverie at his name.
Careless of protocol, Chaco himself approached Gizmo with the offer of a photoshoot - and then proved infuriatingly difficult to track down. Even once tied down to a time, he showed a cavalier disregard for time and commitments... This guy is a creature of impulse, playing the game of love like a virtuoso when he wills, before disappearing to wage war - and reappearing when you least expect him - probably with another lady on his arm.
Chaco is a diversion for a lazy afternoon or night, when you want to be tantalised and challenged, a picture postcard memory of an indulgent time with a guy who thrills you with intimacy. But don't get too attached to pleasure. Ultimately his presence is as insubstantial as the foam on the waves that he loves.
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Gizmo: Where would you take a girl to show her a good time?
Chaco: There would be thousands and thousands of options, but to keep it short, so this issue doesn't turn into a dating bible, I'd stick with going to spend a nice quiet afternoon at the beach near Steamwheedle Port. I'd bring a little rum to sip now and then, sunbathe while chit-chatting face to face before bathing in the exquisite warm waters of Tanaris. When dusk approaches I'd make a friendly fireplace, cuddle together, massage her back and feet and who knows ... share some body heat? There are no limits to your - or my, for that matter - imagination.
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Gizmo: What would immediately attract you to a woman?
Chaco: Very good question. Well I could say her smile or personality, but none of this is one hundred per cent accurate. Fact is attraction is a non-linear business so I'd have to go with her hotness level - some strange addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division of so many little things unknown. It's ok not to know everything, just enjoy it I'd say.
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Gizmo: What would you do if a girl you like isn't immediately interested?
Chaco: This may seem cheap and shallow but I just have to wait and let Chaco's seed grow. Bottom line, somewhere in that long road that a girl's life is you'll end up being interested in Chaco. I'm almost thirty right now and I still haven't found evidence of the opposite. To be honest I'm quite tired of bragging about myself, but I guess my less common approach towards life does the trick.
Gizmo: How do you like to spend your time?
Chaco: I'm a real pleasure seeker that's why I seldom complain. That is to say that I'm all about flirting, gambling, drinking, blowing up enemy ships and everything else that turns me on. There's also testing people's limits. I feel that they aren't tested the way they should well enough, so love being a tease and add something saucy to people's rather dull existence.
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Gizmo: What bad habits do you have that your girlfriends have to put up with?
Chaco: Girlfriends? I wouldn't call them girlfriends, though a lot of girls might dream I'm her boyfriend. I guess that pretty much answers the question. Don't expect the wolves to behave like sheep...
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Gizmo: What would a girl need to do to get your attention?
Chaco: Just be there and throw a cute little innocent smile at me. Someone once said I had this big heart full of love, and thinking about it, it couldn't be more accurate. There's a piece of Chaco's loving for every girl willing to take that risk out there.
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Gizmo: What do you think women want from a man?
Chaco: Plain honesty and effort. That's why I always speak my mind even when the standard common sense wouldn't. Blow the social pressure and issues away, if you're not honest with yourself, who will be?
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It turns out to work for the best to everyone around too, there's no chance I will lead people into shallow selfish hopes ... Counting on monogamy? - No way. Effort to please the ladies in the most daring ways? - That's my middle name ... and in my opinion it should be every man's middle name.
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